As someone who loves pizza just a little too much, I’ve gotta admit—some slices are a fatty’s dream!
But not all pizzas are created equal, and some pack in more fat than an entire pack of bacon (yes, really!).
Join me on this wild, hilarious ride through 20 of the unhealthiest pizza slices that’ll leave you both shocked and laughing at the same time. Let’s dig in!
20. Cheese Lover’s Deep Dish
If you ever thought cheese couldn’t get any richer, think again! The Cheese Lover’s Deep Dish combines layers upon layers of cheese that ooze with every bite.
Even so, with all that cheese, it packs more fat than you’d expect. Are you ready to take on this cheesy behemoth, or will you stick to salad?
19. Bacon Supreme Pizza
Though bacon on pizza sounds heavenly, the Bacon Supreme takes it to another level. Laden with crispy bacon pieces and gooey cheese, it’s a fatty delight.
Where else could you find a slice that challenges an entire pack of bacon in fat content? Maybe the bacon should stick to breakfast after all!
18. Sausage Explosion Pizza
How much sausage is too much sausage? This slice dares to find out! Loaded with spicy sausage and heaps of cheese, the Sausage Explosion Pizza doesn’t play games. Meanwhile, you should think twice before eating that second slice because the fat level is comparable to that of a pack of bacon.
Are you up for the challenge?
17. Triple Cheese Garlic Knot Pizza
Garlic lovers, rejoice! This pizza slice beats expectations with its triple cheese and garlic knots. However, this delight may leave you with more fat than happiness.
If generous garlic and cheese do not deter you, this slice awaits. But beware, it’s sneaky with its fat content, outdoing even a bacon pack!
16. Meat Lover’s Monster Pizza
Meat lovers, unite! The Meat Lover’s Monster is a carnivore’s dream, piled high with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and ham.
Yet, its fat content can surprise even the most devoted meat fan. Can you handle the challenge, or will this slice have you reaching for a napkin or two?
15. Extra Cheese Stuffed Crust
If you believe there’s no such thing as too much cheese, this slice might make you reconsider. The Extra Cheese Stuffed Crust is a gooey delight that’s more fat-laden than a bacon pack.
Now, if you’re counting calories, this might be your cheat day’s guilty pleasure. Cheese lovers, are you tempted yet?
14. The Ultimate Pepperoni Feast
Pepperoni is a fan favorite, but could it be too much of a good thing? The Ultimate Pepperoni Feast layers so much pepperoni, it rivals a bacon pack in fat.
However, if you love pepperoni, this slice is irresistible. Are you willing to meet your pepperoni match?
13. Four Cheese Fiesta
Cheese enthusiasts, prepare yourselves! The Four Cheese Fiesta combines mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan, and gouda into one gooey masterpiece.
Although deliciously rich, it sneaks in more fat than a bacon pack. If you’re a cheese fanatic, this slice will be your new indulgence. How much cheese is too much? You decide.
12. Barbecue Bacon Bonanza
Barbecue sauce and bacon? What a combination! The Barbecue Bacon Bonanza brings a smoky, savory flavor that’s hard to resist. Yet, this slice also brings a hefty dose of fat.
Where does it all come from? Perhaps the bacon, or maybe the irresistible barbecue glaze. Are you brave enough to try?
11. Double Decker Meat Pizza
What if one layer isn’t enough? The Double Decker Meat Pizza satisfies with layers of meats and dripping cheese. Though delicious, it’s twice the fat, rivaling a pack of bacon.
Maybe this is a dream come true for meat aficionados. Are you brave enough to partake in this twofold pleasure?
10. Cheesy Bacon Potato Pizza
Potatoes, bacon, and cheese unite for a slice that screams comfort. Yet, the Cheesy Bacon Potato Pizza hides more fat than expected.
How could something so comforting be so indulgent? If you love a hearty slice, this is it. Perhaps consider sharing, or enjoy it all yourself without apology!
9. Supreme Cheese And Sausage Pizza
Could there be too much of a good thing? The Supreme Cheese and Sausage Pizza may just be that thing, loaded with cheese and sausage.
However, its fat content challenges even the heartiest eater. If you crave indulgence, this slice is your culinary adventure. Are you ready to embark on this cheesy journey?
8. Loaded Nacho Pizza
Nachos on pizza? It’s a fiesta! The Loaded Nacho Pizza takes toppings to the next level with cheese, jalapenos, and nacho chips. Yet compared to a pack of bacon, it sneaks in more fat. Despite its allure, this slice might ruin your diet.
Will you dive into this spicy delight, or opt for moderation?
7. Mac And Cheese Pizza
Who says you can’t have it all? The Mac and Cheese Pizza combines comfort foods into one cheesy delight. But even the most delicious dishes are challenged by its fat-filled extravagance.
If mac and cheese is your weakness, this slice is yours to conquer. Will you take a bite, or savor from afar?
6. Cheese Bomb Pizza
Can there be too much cheese? The Cheese Bomb Pizza pushes the limits with a cheese overload that rivals even the cheesiest cravings.
However, beware, this slice packs more fat than a bacon pack. Cheese enthusiasts, it’s your ultimate test. Will you succumb to the cheese bomb, or resist the temptation?
5. Big Mac Pizza
Craving a burger and a pizza? The Big Mac Pizza combines them both with a unique twist. Loaded with hamburger toppings, it’s a fast-food lover’s dream.
Knowing that, it also brings more fat than expected. If the idea intrigues you, this slice awaits. Could you resist such a tempting offering?
4. Bacon Double Cheeseburger Pizza
Double the bacon, double the fun? The Bacon Double Cheeseburger Pizza takes indulgence seriously.
Though delicious, it rivals a bacon pack in fat. However, for those who crave the ultimate in savory richness, this slice delivers. Will you enjoy it solo, or share with friends to lessen the guilt?
3. Ultimate Cheese And Bacon Pizza
Could cheese and bacon be any more perfect together? The Ultimate Cheese and Bacon Pizza unites these flavors in a symphony of taste.
However, with more fat than a bacon pack, this slice is a decadent choice. Cheese and bacon fans, this is your slice. Will you savor every bite, or share the love?
2. Mexican Fiesta Pizza
Taco Tuesday meets pizza night! The Mexican Fiesta Pizza brings the best of both worlds.
However, its rich toppings bring a hefty fat count. If you love a spicy twist, this slice is for you. Will you add a fiesta to your plate, or keep it simple? It’s a flavor explosion waiting to happen.
1. Triple Meat Extravaganza
Meat lovers, rejoice! The Triple Meat Extravaganza piles on the meats in a flavor-packed slice. However, it also brings more fat than desired.
For those who can’t get enough meat, this slice is a dream. Will you take on the challenge, or opt for a lighter option? The choice is yours, and it’s delicious!