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15 Retired McDonald’s Items Ranked From Total Fail To Fan Favorite

15 Retired McDonald’s Items Ranked From Total Fail To Fan Favorite

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Time to settle the score!

We’re pitting 15 retired McDonald’s items against each other in the ultimate showdown. From the biggest flops to the fan-favorite legends, only one can come out on top. Who’s going to win the title of “McDonald’s Retired Royalty”?

The battle for fast-food glory starts now—let’s see which items make the cut!

15. McDLT

McDLT
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The McDLT tried to revolutionize fast food with separate packaging for hot and cool components. Despite its innovative design, it proved cumbersome and environmentally unfriendly.

Customers found the novelty appealing at first, but the excitement fizzled out. This clunky packaging experiment is mostly remembered as a well-intentioned misfire that ultimately cooled off faster than anticipated.

14. Hula Burger

Hula Burger
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Imagine trading your beef patty for a slice of pineapple. That’s what the Hula Burger offered in the 1960s. This daring experiment aimed at Catholics seeking meat alternatives was a bold move.

However, the idea didn’t stick, and the Hula Burger quickly became a forgotten chapter in McDonald’s adventurous culinary quests.

13. McPizza

McPizza
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Venturing into pizza territory, McDonald’s introduced the McPizza in the late 1980s. While the idea seemed promising, execution fell short. The lengthy preparation time clashed with fast-food expectations, leaving customers impatient and unsatisfied.

Ultimately, pizza proved a tricky territory for the burger giant, marking the McPizza as an ambitious yet flawed attempt.

12. Onion Nuggets

Onion Nuggets
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Before onion rings were a fast-food staple, McDonald’s offered Onion Nuggets in the 1970s. These crispy, fried onion pieces were a hit among a niche crowd, but they never achieved mainstream popularity.

Their quirky appeal lies in their uniqueness, as a relic of McDonald’s experimental era, fondly remembered by those who tried them.

11. McLean Deluxe

McLean Deluxe
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The McLean Deluxe debuted as a healthier burger option in the early ’90s, featuring a lean beef patty. While the intention was noble, the taste left much to be desired.

Critics often likened it to cardboard, and it struggled to woo health-conscious diners. Despite its noble intentions, the McLean Deluxe faded into obscurity.

10. Fish McBites

Fish McBites
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At McDonald’s, Fish McBites was a poppable seafood delicacy. These little fish nuggets, which were first introduced in 2013, attracted attention but were unable to sustain their popularity.

They made a brief effect on fast-food enthusiasts despite being hailed for their entertaining size and flavor. They soon vanished, unable to compete with the legendary Filet-O-Fish.

9. Arch Deluxe

Arch Deluxe
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Promoted as an adult premium burger, the Arch Deluxe was said to have a more sophisticated flavor. With much excitement and a large marketing budget, it was introduced in the mid-1990s, but its exorbitant price tag was unjustified.

The Arch Deluxe, a lesson in upmarket mistake, never connected with the general public despite its culinary ambitions and quietly left the stage.

8. Chicken Fajitas

Chicken Fajitas
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In the 1990s, McDonald’s dabbled in Tex-Mex by serving Chicken Fajitas. A spicy diversion from the regular menu, these portable wraps included seasoned chicken and vegetables.

Although some people enjoyed their zeal, the fajitas were finally quietly dropped on the menu since they were overpowered by more conventional options.

7. Big N’ Tasty

Big N’ Tasty
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The Big N’ Tasty was McDonald’s attempt at competing with the Whopper. Launched in the late ’90s, it boasted a sizeable patty and fresh toppings.

While it gained a following, it never quite dethroned the Big Mac or Whopper. Its time on the menu was short-lived, remembered as a decent but not extraordinary contender.

6. McSalad Shakers

McSalad Shakers
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By enabling customers to shake their greens and dressing in a cup, McSalad Shakers gave salads a fun touch.

The concept was novel when it was first introduced in the early 2000s, but it was poorly executed since the dressing-to-lettuce ratio frequently left people down. In the end, the enjoyable idea didn’t mesh well with the expectations of quick food.

5. Snack Wraps

Snack Wraps
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A contemporary favorite, snack wraps were made with a soft tortilla, chicken, lettuce, and cheese. When they were first released in the middle of the 2000s, their flavor and convenience won them praise.

They were later phased out as a result of simplifying efforts, despite their popularity. In hopes of a successful comeback, fans continue to reminisce about these lunchtime treats.

4. Szechuan Sauce

Szechuan Sauce
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Szechuan Sauce gained notoriety for its taste but also for the frenzy it caused. It was first a tie-in with “Mulan” in 1998, but pop cultural allusions prompted its comeback.

Fans lined up for the restricted re-release, which became a cultural phenomenon. In the hearts of McDonald’s enthusiasts, its spicy heritage still burns brightly.

3. Spicy Chicken McBites

Spicy Chicken McBites
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With their crispy, peppery coating, these flaming morsels added spiciness to the menu. Spicy Chicken McBites were an enticing snack choice when they were introduced in 2012.

Even though they were successful at first, they were unable to maintain their position since more durable products took their place. For some who relished their kick, they still evoke a fiery recollection.

2. McDonaldland Cookies

McDonaldland Cookies
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McDonaldland Cookies were a sweet childhood delight, featuring beloved characters like Grimace and Hamburglar. These crunchy cookies were a staple in Happy Meals during the ’80s and ’90s.

Despite their simplicity, they held a special place in the hearts of many, symbolizing the joy of a McDonald’s visit with a taste of nostalgia.

1. Hi-C Orange Lavaburst

Hi-C Orange Lavaburst
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Hi-C Orange Lavaburst was a fountain of citrus ecstasy, not simply a beverage. Outcry about its disappearance in the 2000s prompted a triumphant comeback.

The nostalgic, sweet taste evokes carefree childhood memories, and its return thrilled those who had missed its tangy embrace. A really iconic beverage in McDonald’s history.